Time Travel Subway Car

Time Travel Subway Car


Ladies and gentlemen I’m sorry disrupt your evening commute, but I’m here to ask for some money I’ve invented a time machine, and I just need the funding to help complete it So if you have $5, $10, or $20, it would really go a long way towards funding my time machine. I have the technology. I’ve tried Kickstarter. I’ve tried indiegogo. I’ve tried gofundme nothing worked. Sir, Thank you so much. All the help is welcome folks. If anybody has any more money. I would greatly appreciate it anybody Thank you. Have a good day ladies and gentlemen please do not give this man any money I am from the future And I can tell you it is bleak, David I am you, oh my God, do not build the time machine You cannot build the time machine do not build the time machine [if] you do that things will happen to us bad things will happen to the lovely people on this subway Sir, please take your money back man We can’t build the time- Sara? Sara and brian Sara Sara oh my God Sara This is really crazy Wait, we’re from the future. We’re here to tell you that you cannot give this man money he’s Gonna Build a time machine and He’s Gonna Destroy the world in the process Today’s the day he gets the money to build the machine you need to get the money back Guys like a twins actor so not twins. This is not real Matthew? Matthew! Oh there, you are. This is not a joke. Oh No, do not give this man money. Oh my god! [no], we told you [Many people chattering at once] Please don’t make the machine. Please don’t make the time machine. *Chanting* “No machine no machine!” Alright, everyone shut up. I won’t build the time machine. *Sighs of relieve and cheering* What happens to all of us? Do we like disappear? These people were Asking for money for this time machine. Whatever. I just thought they were like crazy then All their twins start showing up, and I didn’t notice that they were all twins so this guy’s like wait. They’re all twins Another passenger on his way to brunch like we are and he’s like looking at twins and his twin shows up I cannot I’m done, forget about it. Well played. Thanks to audible for supporting this video and offering our viewers a free 30-day trial Go to audible.com slash everywhere and download any book free of charge like Amy Poehler’s Yes Please you get to keep it whether you decide to continue with the service or not Support from audible makes it possible to make more videos like this, so please visit audible.com/everywhere Link in the description [What a Sellout]

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