The Single Song: IB English IOP Recreation

The Single Song: IB English IOP Recreation


You’re an outcast Waiting for that someone to carry you at last And now you wonder how in just one glance You missed you’re one and only chance She’s a goner You’ll never get her back And now you’re forever Alone. Just face the fact That now you’re single You’re a low-life trash bag out on the block A hipster wanna-be who thinks he’s Spock. You’re single You’re Harry Potter without his wand A hippie who still lives with his mom And don’t think you’ll be something greater Cause you Know that you’re nothing without her Might as well stay single You’re not fine And no one knows why You even waste your time He broke your heart Crushed it Threw it all away Even though he promised you he’d stay He’s a goner He basically Metaphorically speaking Punched you Right in the heart’s gut And you can Forget About those Million dollar wedding plans Might as well give up Cause now you’re single “Single Ladies” is your jam But Beyoncé probably stole your man You’re single You’re a nerd who can never get a date A Darlek who can’t “EXTERMINATE” Remember the next time the lights dim That you’ll Never be happy without him Because on Christmas In the freezing white snow When your friends Are under the mistletoe And you feel like Everything’s gone wrong You will sing This oh so sad song: “Single bells” “Single bells” “Single all the way” “All my friends have” “Got a date” “While I watch ‘The Notebook’ all day” CAUSE THERE IS NO EASY WAY! OK?! “Single bells” “Single bells” “Single all the way” “It’s not that fun” “It’s really dumb” “I think I’ll” “Just” “Go” “Gay” 🙂

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