The Marathon

The Marathon


Alright guys, registering. I need
your name and birthdate. Uh my names Will. Will.. Sweaty Will. Sweaty, sweaty.. I’m here to win it, at all costs. I’ve been training every day mentally, physically, emotionally. I’m not here to make friends. So the little child that brought you here today, what’s his name? Uh, it’s actually Will Jnr. Yeah, we’ve heard you have a bit of a rivalry with Sweaty Will. Oh yeah, well. Sweaty Wills fine,
he’s just a bit sweaty but like.. His kid, he just like won’t
f**k off out of my driveway.
Oh yeah, well. Sweaty Wills fine,
he’s just a bit sweaty but like.. His kid, he just like won’t
f**k off out of my driveway. You do know Will Junior
has some severe diseases. Yeah, who doesn’t? Hey Hello
Hey Hello Hi Hey
Hi Hey Uh… can I please have your name? Uh, Anna Annaaa, alright. Annaa
Annaaa, alright. Annaa And so have you been
training for the race as well? Um, have to say that I haven’t
physically been training for the race. I mean I do run a lot,
and around the river, but not this race. Thats alright. Whats your name? My names Logan McDonald mate Logan
My names Logan McDonald mate Logan The reason I’m here, I woke up this morning
and my whole hive was empty. I don’t really fancy
winning the race, I mean I spose it would be nice, but I’m really just here
to find my swarm. Tim, where were you? I’m here now, I’m here to win. How does it feel Will? Devastating. What about Will Junior,
what’s going to happen to him? I’m going to have to…
put him up for adoption. Logan. Mate. Came so close. Mate, oh my goodness, It was a load of bollocks I used up all my f***ng honey, look at this sh**. It’s the last of I’ve got. I didn’t find my bees.
It’s the last of I’ve got. I didn’t find my bees. I’m gutted mate. Anna, you got so close at the end. Oh my God, so close yet so far, like It couldn’t have gone to a more deserved winner. I am just I’m proud to be here, proud to be giving to charity. You deserve to win. Yeah I’m not surprised I won really I just kinda came here for the hell of it didn’t really have anything planned. You were in it from the start mate,
you were there the whole time Yeah well, you know like… run smart, not fast as they say. You know, I don’t know what
I’m gonna do with the money. I think I might buy like a Playstation 4 or like burn it. I actually have a very successful
start up company so I don’t really need it.

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