Hi everyone! It’s Krist and today we’re going to be making square shakes. A while ago, I discovered Pantone smoothies on Tumblr where the Swedish artist played with color and smoothies and mashed it together to create this wonderful, artsy collection of smoothies. I don’t know why, but I was so intrigued; it gave me major Wes Anderson vibes and recently, Sonic came out with their #SquareShakes. They basically turned their regular creamery shakes and put it in a square glass. They’re selling these at Coachella this year, but a couple problems: I’m not going to Coachella and these milkshakes are not vegan. So, today I’m going to be recreating four of the square creamery shakes but I’m going to not use any dairy products I’m going to make it super delicious, way healthier, and of course, super square. Let us begin Okay, so the first milkshake that we’re going to be making today is the wildberry lavender creamery shake. So I got this square container from Target Ta-daa! And I have my Vitamix blender here Okay, so the super secret ingredient here that is going to be the base for all of our milkshakes is frozen bananas. Usually, in milkshakes, they use ice cream but today we’re going to be using nice cream. I’m just going to put in three bananas into the blender. Next, I’m going to add about a cup of frozen mixed berries— boom —and then I’m gonna add in some coconut milk but you could add in any kind of non-dairy milk of your choice. Coconut milk is just more creamy and they use it a lot in vegan ice creams. So, Imma just eyeball it. And last but not least I’m going to add in the tiniest amount of lavender oil. This is a strong mother f-er. Okay, literally one drop. This is about to get super loud. Okay so I cut half a strawberry. I’m going to place this right over there and pray that it’ll stay like that. Look at how thick and creamy that is! Shiz. So, for the toppings Oh, Yeah! I literally went to Walmart to buy lavender um Oh, that looks pretty ! I’m just going to place this on top Oh that’s so cute ! A little raspberry on top Ohh that looks so- And then I’m going to add in a blackberry And by the way guys, blackberries are so underrated Oh my gosh, I wish you guys could see the artwork that I’m doing right now. Okay so yesterday I went ahead and frozed these maraschino cherries For whatever reason, I went to 3 different grocery stores, no maraschino cherries with the stems. And so I got a stemless maraschino cherry (she mispronounced and that’s cute af) I frozed them and then just kind of like shaped them into a cube with your fingers. Riiight there Oh my gosh guys! I mean the straws… OH! Look at how thick it is, it’s like standing on its own. This is amazing! This one drop of lavender oil was enough because it’s just right. Everything just tastes better when it’s this pretty and it’s a square. I want a blackberry because blackberries are like my new favorite thing. Okay so onto the second square shake, we’re going to be making the Vanilla Bean Creamery shake. So before I began, I’m just going to take my square glass container and I just took a lemon wedge and sliced it in the middle and I’m just going to rub it around the rim.. *juice splash in her eyes* Okay that’s just Ugh! And I just going to make it a little bit sticky, Okay, so I just have some vanilla bean powder, which I made by toasting some Madagascar vanilla in the oven for about an hour, And then I grinded it up in the blender. And this is really just for decor, i know, seriously? And i’m just going to take the glass container That didn’t really work out as planned. Come on, lemons! Do your magic! So that just gave the rims a nice vanilla bean powder coating. Which, you know, it looks cool. Pshh, y’know? It’s casual. This is probably my favourite milkshake It tastes so, so good! I don’t know about the bottom layer ’cause i screwed that up But the top layer? so yum! Again, we’re going to take three frozen bananas. And this time, i’m gonna use some hemp milk and i’m just gonna like, eyeball it here. And for the vanilla bean flavour, i’m going to add in a teaspoon of vanilla extract Yes Ah, i love vanilla and now im going to add in a tablespoon of chia seeds OH!! and the most IMPORTANT part !! SALT !! salt is like, the secret ingredient in this that makes it taste so yummy. I cant even tell you it just balances out with the vanilla so well. I am going to put in like, literally, just like, a lot of salt look at that see, im telling you the chia seeds just gives it that vanilla bean texture. Okay, so im just going to add this layer on top of the dark layer.. … aaand this is really- OH! !!! okay okaY aahh! ohmygosh guys! Okay So, for the topping, Again, we’re going to take a Maraschino cherry. They used an actual vanilla flower Which, i believe, comes from an orchid But, i don’t got time to buy a whole orchid right now. So, i’m gonna screw the flower I do, however, have some soy whip Never tried this before hehe They used, like, some kind of milk icecube So, i froze some hemp milk ice cubes hahahahaha I’m just going to rest that on this corner here. And last but not least I’m going to sprinkle some brown sugar. I’m gonna try the soy whip, I’ve never tried soy whip before Oh my gosh that tastes AMAZING ! It tastes better than the real thing It’s like an actual milkshake, guys You have to try this one, don’t forget the salt So now we’re going to be making The “Bourbon Brown Sugar” creamery shake So, i’m going to add in three of the “nice cream” Okay, now i’m going to add in some Medjool dates, Which is the secret ingredient for this one. Medjool dates are really sugary and caramel-ly – OOHHHHHH oeey and gooey love it ~! i’m going to- oohhH so im going to put in three pitted dates- -oohHHH And then i’m going to add in some coconut milk. i’m also going to be adding in some ” English toffee sweet drops ” , this is liquid Stevia. It has, like, zero calories, zero fat, zero sugar zero z-zero everything. This is like, equivalent to water so, i’m going to add in one big ‘ol drop. now time to blend this bad boy up. ta-da !! oohh!! yes!! Oh, it’s not quite enough though Here’s what i’m gonna do I got the soy whip, which by the way is my new obsession. That was less than ideal. okay, BOOOM! Now, in the real sonic shake they put a little piece of pie crust on top, but i’m like.. I’m not gonna buy a whole pie crust just to put it on top of here. so, i took a little piece of granola and i’m going to place it right on top. Okay, now i’m going to take a brown sugar cube and a white sugar cube And place that right on top. Oo this is too cute But its sinking, oh noo Then i’m going to take my cherry RaAaAH!!! This one is very sugary, sweet. kinda want this piece of granola though. wow oOOOHH MY GOODNESS! oh my gosh, that tasted like a cookie mmmm,, mmmM,,, MM!! try this with a crunchy granola bar, it tastes so amazing okay, so the last milkshake we’re gonna make is the “dark chocolate” creamery shake. I am going to start off with four (bananas) And for the dark chocolate-y flavour, I’m going to be using the Trader Joe’s hot chocolate um, you can also use cocoa powder if you want. once again, i’m eyeballing it. i don’t know. we’re making like a hot- we’re making like a cold chocolate. there we go. and last but not the least, im going to add a little bit of almond milk i dont know, not too much almond milk i’m probably gonna regret this. time to blend this bad boy up. i’m gonna add in my first layer now i’m gonna take these little dark chocolate squares and place them on the walls that didn’t really work. i mean it doesn’t look as good as in the picture, but we tried. ooh yeahh GET THAT SOY WHIP UP IN THERE! Then i’m going to add my Maraschino cherry And then i have two little brown sugar cubes look at this ! super chocolate-y, super creamy. I actually forgot what chocolate milkshake tastes like but i feel like this is pretty close, i don’t know i don’t remember who knew? bananas! super thick, super square, super milkshake-y, and super chocolate-y, what more could you ask for? yeah yeah yeah yeah !! this is the last milkshake for the day I hope you guys really enjoyed this video because (i) literally spent all day filming. if you guys enjoyed this video please let me know by liking it, sharing it with a friend, or commenting down below your favourite milkshake. i wonder whats gonna be next like a triangle shake, shakes out of flower vases is vases a word? no that is not a word…is it a word? Please try it out! they’re so good and so yummy So much better for you than the actual milkshake And if you try it out, send me your picture through twitter ( @mekristyu) and i’ll see you guys very very very very soon! byeee!!! oOOOOOmpH!