Slides Gone Wrong – Dum Dum’s Guide

Slides Gone Wrong – Dum Dum’s Guide


Slides now I love slides okay at a park It’s just about my favorite thing to do goes number three swings number two slides number one yet slides again they’re that great. I’d say the slide is the most iconic part of a playground Okay, like without it huge disappointment like we hit the grocery store, and the girl scouts don’t have cookies Why would you do that? You know there’s a lot of people that say slides are for kids I’ve heard the same thing about cereal and that has never stopped me. It’s not that old people don’t go on slides Just if you’re on a slide, there’s part of you, that’s still young like you got to believe that there’s some dude That on his 80th birthday put on a hockey mask and took his wheelchair down a waterslide and it was awesome! That’s the kind old man I want to be! That said some of you still need convincing I’d like to lay down my case for why you’re never too Old to Slide. Right off the bat I can tell you that some people are gonna look at you weird when you go down the slide Why? Doesn’t matter if you’re jumping in a bouncy castle or riding a mechanical horse? They have outside a gas station. If you were not a kid you got a stair I like to call the Halloween hell naaaaaa, please tell me you know what I’m talking about You know that judgy stare it could happen any time of year even just by going down a slide, but here’s the thing Stop it. I like going down slides Just as much as I like getting Halloween candy and your weird stare isn’t gonna make it any different it Just reminds me of when I was 15 I spent weeks Working on my costume [up] late nights with the sewing machine duct tape and cardboard it was perfect [I] was a ninja Turtle halloween finally came, and I ranked my first doorbell Can I get some candy in my handy? What are you doing here? You’re like a man-child [this] is the children. You’ve got [a] hair on your chest look at that He has one hair on his chest that little hair makes you a man [all] right now get out of here quick You scum. You hoodlum stealing candy from children get lost. [I] hate that guy because you know what that is It’s the halloween hell. No. It’s when someone glares at you for being childish when you’re just having fun Let me have my fun and the same thing happens when you try and go on slides watch the kids [Martha] We’ve got a man-child on the slide. I’m so confused by your man body Why do people think only kids are allowed to have fun everyone likes to have fun? Like I guarantee you have some crazy dream that you’d love to do right now like mine I’d love to skydive. Enjoy mountain of ice cream. It’ll never happen, but I think about it every [day]. You know what that’s childish What’s wrong with childish? Why is that a hate word? [I] think you should be proud to be childish means you’re still fun and yet There’s still people using the word to put us down So you know what I say fight fire with fire the next time someone says hey you being childish This is what you do stand up nice and tall you look him right in the eyes, and you say wha? Have you seen my mommyyy? And I’m guarantee the older you are the better this will work. [I] got sidetracked or were we thank thank thank [God] There’s nothing wrong with being childish It is okay to just be yourself [keep] doing [what] you’re doing, but because you know what as long as you’re happy It doesn’t matter what other [people] think [I] also find it interesting that people won’t go on slides But they go on sled skis snowboards and go down hills. Yeah nature’s slide a hill We’ve had those slides forever which is interesting because the [first] slide slide Wasn’t invented until hold on hold on let me Wikipedia. Yeah, yeah until 1904 you’re Impressed with my research aren’t you but seriously that’s like a hundred years ago before that there were no slides That was that possible all they do is take a piece of wood and put it like this slide look now It’s not a slide slide again, not slide slide, not slide slide, so easy, we’ve done more research and discovered that 1904 is the same year they invented fun. I know some of [your] saying water slide. What up, what up water? Nah, I like that metal slide right there on the playground You know the ones that burn your booty in the middle of the summer it feels like putting your butt in a frying pan which By the way if you look at someone weird when they do that I totally understand, but why do I prefer the playground because unlike a water slide at the playground? There’s no waiting and you can tell when someone’s peed on it. Yeah, that’s the thing [all] right I don’t know about you, but I personally prefer to Exclusively use slides that are urine free now I’ve been saving the best for last I get it some old people might think slides are dangerous really that’s right up there with last night I got in a fistfight with a lazy susan or be on the lookout for a nun with no eggs and free ice cream help Daddy would have a spoon. I’m not asking you to jump off a building here, okay? Y’all been to the park you seen the slide They’re basically a foot long only make it queasy for like two seconds much like a good sandwich from Subway Super you know what if there’s anything wrong with the slide. It’s that. It’s too small. We need adult size slides Why not they already have adult size diapers But I searched the web [for] adult size slides couldn’t find him you know what I did find adult sized cars Adult size wagons and my personal favorite adult size baby strollers don’t know about you But the only way I’m riding that thing is down an adult size slides just ride more slides Okay, right before you do click the like button all right, okay here. We go [uh] This slide is huge. I’m gonna need one of those diapers here we go This is interesting [a] lot of you like I said like when I made vlogs recently what you liked them I’m more than just a cheap cartoon to you guys Is something so a lot of you asked for these? animation squad totes We got them links down in the description somewhere also Progressed to Joe money who just won a playstation TV on my patreon also a lot of you know I’m going on tour over the next month so come to a live show links in the description maybe if you can’t make it a Vlog it since you you like the vlog and then it’ll be like you were there on the internet though And that’s the kind of friendship. We have I have at South clark, and I will see you somewhere, okay? Oh, I went too far. [I] would do far my shorts. Don’t match my shirt show business

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