Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Cancelled His Trip to Greenland

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Cancelled His Trip to Greenland


-Let’s get to the news. President Trump held an
impromptu press conference today and said he was very surprised
that his son Don Jr. has been subpoenaed
by the Senate, adding, “Honestly, I thought
he was already in jail.” [ Laughter ] At a campaign rally in Florida
last night, President Trump predicted that news outlets
will be out of business once he leaves office. Why, are you going to run them? [ Laughter ] Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
has canceled a trip to Greenland to return to Washington to deal
with tensions with Iran. Iran? I didn’t even know we were
in tensions with Iran. All I knew was we were
in the middle of a Constitutional crisis,
a trade war with China is wreaking havoc
on the stock market, North Korea is launching
missiles, and all cable news
is talking about is the freakin’ royal baby.
[ Laughter ] Iran?
[ Cheers and applause ] Get in line. [ Applause ] Pope Francis has announced
new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals
with abuse accusations. And not 2,000 years too soon. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Former Trump campaign chairman
Paul Manafort was disbarred in Washington, D.C., today. Meanwhiledis Barrsomehow still
gets to be a lawyer. [ Laughter and applause ] “Wheel of Fortune” will air
its 7,000th episode tomorrow. It’s been on the air so long, this was their first puzzle. [ Laughter ] Ahead of the Boston Red Sox’s
championship visit with President Trump today,
the White House misspelled the word “Sox”
in an announcement detailing the team’s arrival. Even worse, this is
how they spelled it. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] A man in Idaho recently broke
a Guinness world record after putting 100 lit candles
into his mouth at the same time. On the downside, he completely
ruined Grandpa’s birthday. [ Laughter ] Today was Billy Joel’s
70th birthday, so congrats to the original
Avenger, Piano Man. [ Cheers and applause ] That’s right. Today was Billy Joel’s
70th birthday. His party will be
at9 o’clock on a Saturday.[ Light laughter ] This is the face of a man
who regrets that there’s a third joke about
Billy Joel’s birthday party. [ Laughter ] Is it going to work?
Is he going to win them back? Or are they going to keep
going worse? [ Laughter ] That’s right. Today was
Billy Joel’s 70th birthday, which means he’s finally
old enough to bemovin’ out![ Laughter ] Ah…sympathy.
[ Applause ]

100 thoughts on “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Cancelled His Trip to Greenland”

  • Seven Generations says:

    0:25 “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has cancelled a trip to Greenland to return to Washington to deal with tensions with Iran. Iran? I didn’t even know we were in tensions with Iran. All I knew is – we were in the middle of a constitutional crisis, a trade war with China is wreaking havoc on the stock market, North Korea is launching missiles – and all cable news is talking about is the freaking royal baby.”

  • 0:38 don't forget about surpressing Venezuela selling oil so you can sell gas ^^, done by denying their citizens basic goods while wondering where all those refugees are coming from 0_0

  • TheRealSneakers says:

    Why I love watching his bits….when a joke bombs or doesnt do well, he handles it well. Wonder if something ever happened like, like a set fail…like something falling, or an unexpected sound off camera.

  • FlawedScience says:

    A surprise party for Billy Joel was cancelled after concerns that it would give him a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

  • Catherine Vought says:

    Iran is another crisis that Trump made in order to avert he lost more than a billion dollar and other legal jeopardies he is in. Throughout history, that's Trump's pattern of practice.

  • deborah chinn says:

    Sheik Yo Booty……I couldn’t have said it better! This criminal has been doing exactly what Vladimir Putin has told him to do since Inauguration Day! Congress simply must do their job and begin Impeachment proceedings immediately! It will hold this administration accountable and also allow for discovery of the FULL Mueller report and this thief-in-chief’s tax returns! Whether or not the Senate kicks him out is irrelevant. Voters will provide their own ousting in 2020! Meanwhile, Impeach Impeach Impeach!!!

  • I didn't get the Billy Joel jokes since I'm not familiar with his music. I'm sure the jokes were good I trust Seth.

  • I know Seth isn't this mean-spirited, but I think the right joke was: "That's right, today was Billy Joel's 70th birthday. Which means now he's at higher risk of a HEART ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!"

  • Trump can pretend to be appalled/surprised that Junior is being called in, however,
    Trump is a disgusting, selfish, ignorant, manipulative, cowardly liar, and is ONCE AGAIN using his failing administration to do HIS “dirty work”.
    Trump NEEDS Junior to be questioned FIRST, just so when he’s being brought in for his own impeachment proceedings, he’ll be “prepared”.
    This will also allow more time to stoke the flames… bringing about more discord & division among the WHOLE WORLD vs his
    *all-too-proud-primitive-minded-base-Trump-Heads*.

    Also… I do not doubt that Trump is just as ready toss to his precious “Baby” Ivanka, under that same bus route that Junior is being lined up for….
    Trump will protest, turning her into his “poor little Sacrificial Lamb”. His base will go ABSOLUTELY EFFING BONKERS..!!.. Making her a martyr & eventually the Evangelicals will suggest making her a SAiNt … BUT… then Trump will get jealous & demand being “Saint Trump” first…

    Or maybe I’m wrong 🤔

    🤪

  • Mister Moore says:

    Trump wants to remain in power because Congress will not attempt to remove a president during a military war. Playing the game against itself.

  • Courage Karnga says:

    And I'll be surprised if the whole family doesn't turn on each other. That's going to be fun to deal with.

  • Bush tried to do the same and Chainey is just as ruthless as Trumpians. Good Luck Morons. Starting a war as a distraction. Dictatorship 101. Also, the American Economy is Booming for the 01% Not the idiots that support these gang of Cons.
    "Every Nation Deserves its Government." Sorry I got emotional.

  • Chester Micek says:

    What if Trump really did run Cocaine, and Putin has the proof that could put Donny Boy in the "bigga house uppa da river"?

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker says:

    The Piano Man accompanied by the Rocket Man will be kicking off their Altacocker Rockers Tour 2019 at the amphitheater in Sun City West Arizona on May 30th. Plenty of Jazzy parking available.
    After all these years those two are still hip…. even though they’re artificial now. 😜😜😜😜

  • Derek McCumber says:

    You know those new rules for the Catholic Church about pedophiles? They aren't new at all – they just require that the offense be reported to a higher up in the church. Not the police…not anyone who has an incentive to do anything to help the victims…just a higher up. You know, the same higher ups who have been covering up tens of thousands of rape cases over the last few decades.

  • Bring back the shopping segment and I'll watch wheel of fortune again lol and oh ya Iran, forgot about them, how they been? lol

  • Double .Hafer says:

    As a European, I wish I had the luxury of forgetting that Iran is taking huge steps backwards because an egomaniac just couldn't resist spitting on a deal he knew nothing about 🙂

  • Muhammad Saqeeb says:

    Seth Meyers. How have you started to become more likeable among progressives? You are really showing an honest side of yourself and my respect keeps increasing. Keep it up!

  • Sing me a joke you Seth maniac, sing me a joke for free, make it quick, with skip and a click, no adverts for me 🙂

  • I thought that was just a regular seth-looking-too-long-at-the-camera-before-speaking-when-the-audience-fails-to-laugh face, but he really went for it this time.

  • I hope amrican people can do something against war with Iran, situation is very bad and those Israel's in your goverment want the war very badly !

  • Do you have the same writers doing "let's get to the news" as you do for "Ya Burnt" and "Closer Look?" Sorry, but something's wrong here.

  • DuskyPredator says:

    The wheel of fortune joke with the hieroglyphs would have been complete with an added bit in asking for a vowel, because knowledge on the vowels are I think incomplete. Just an extra nerdy bit.

  • Is Fox News doing better with a consolidation of trump supporters or worse with an exodus of Sane people? Seriously does anyone know the numbers. It could give us insight to the future!! Respond please!!

  • Zaroff's Trophy Room says:

    Tensions- the more material you accumulate the greater the fear of threat that someone else will take it away from you. American foreign policy.

  • EstariaValens says:

    The Catholic Church's new rules: "Tell us if you are molesting children so we can help you cover it up! I'm sick of you idiots getting caught!"

  • I hope you slapped upside the head, or at least sent to bed without any dessert the writer who came up with those Billy Joel jokes.

  • William Heuber says:

    It's 9 o clock on a Saturday. That was absolutely perfect! Now here's a question, is it 9 a.m. because he's an old man and he can't sleep? Or is it 9 p.m. because he's an old man any naps all day?

    Either way, happy birthday Billy Joel!!

  • Useless SOB ! Butt Boy Pompino should just go back to the WH and spread his butt ! Hahahahaaa ! What a useless fat ass loser !

  • When Trump is no longer king…I mean presi-dud, Billy Joel may need to redo
    “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

    Now because you watched this video and are now surfing the cesspool known as the youtube comment section you deserve a gift.

    You get the gift of a dumb joke.

    What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

    A receding hare-line.

    Hahahaha

    Hehehehe

    Yep. Yep. Yep.

    Lol

  • Bruce Freadrich says:

    Seth, my dear fellow. I think you are taking Iran too lightly. Too lightly by far. When pressure builds domestically, nothing distracts like a foreign war. It just shifts attention away so nicely. Those air strikes. Those naval squadrons moving to position. Those brave lads coming home in body bags. Those dastardly dark "others." Robert Muller??? Never heard of him.

  • The sudden war with Iran is a distraction from Trump – which he will pull full force out of desperation.
    I pity the lives that will be lost on both sides for 1 man's ego = we have no business invading a foreign nation.

  • Gottenhimfella says:

    He must have been scoping out Greenland for Trump's real estate aspirations. Trump is clearly not only lacking in empathy, he is simply incapable of anything which involves putting himself in the other person's place. The people of Greenland can hardly be expected to enjoy the notion that they are, at best, tenants, whose homes can be sold from under them as the result of a deal between two absentee landlords. And that's without considering the fact that the incumbent landlord is pretty well liked while the aspirant is the proverbial turd in a punchbowl, minus the charm.
    (Not to mention an outrageous hissy-fit throwing snowflake — witness cancelling the trip because of an item which was not even on the agenda)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *