Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation Department. It is my dream: to build a park. Fix a problem. That’s what we are supposed to do. It feels good. To be needed. We have a job to do: make this town fun for the people who live here. That’s what public service is all about: small, incremental change every day. Pawnee is literally the greatest town in the country. Uuu… are pancakes being made? Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really well. Macklin, you son of a bitch. Treat Yo Self. Yay… Pawnee forever! Everybody’s the best. We’re all winners. A-Booyah! I want to KABOOM it! Bam! How we deal with tragedy defines who we are. You are not going to let this deflate you. You are going to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and we will figure out what the next step is. I can do this. I just need a little help. No one achieves anything alone. The reason why we’re all here is to bring people together. You know what they say… don’t be a stranger. There is nothing more important than friendship. I’m a part of a great team. Now sack up! You are Ron freakin’ Swanson! It’s not about trying to make your life perfect. Nobody’s lives are perfect. There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food. Where you’re from? That’s what makes you who you are. You’re more Pawnee than anyone I know. You’ll get a lot of job offers in your life but you only have one home town. I know how very special the people of this city are. I love this town. This is my home. You are my family. And I promise you. I’m not going anywhere. Damn it, Jerry!