Chris Pratt’s Wife Wasn’t Into His Love-Making Mixtape


WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. FOLKS, FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST
GUEST FROM PARKS & REC, JURASSIC WORLD AND NOW HE’S RETURNING AS
STAR LORD IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 2.>>YOU KNOW WHY, STAR MUNCH, I
DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO. WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT
THIS FOR? WE JUST HAD A LITTLE MAN SAVE US
BY BLOWING UP 50 SHIPS.>>HOW LITTLE?>>LIKE THIS.>>A LITTLE 1 INCH MAN.>>WELL, IF HE GOT CLOSER I’M
SURE HE WOULD BE MUCH LARGER.>>THAT IS HOW EYESIGHT WORKS
YOU STUPID RACCOON.>>DON’T CALL ME A RACCOON.>>I’M SORRY, I TOOK IT TOO FAR. I MEANT TRASH PANDA.>>IS THAT BETTER?>>IT’S WORSE, IT’S SO MUCH
WORSE.>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
CHRIS PRATT. (APPLAUSE)
.>>Stephen: THANK YOU.>>A, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
AND THANK YOU FOR THE HUG. I WASN’T SURE IF WE WERE GOING
TO GO FOR THE HUG, I WENT FOR THE HANDSHAKE, YOU WENT FOR THE
HUG. I DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I
DON’T WANT TO HUG YOU.>>YOU DON’T– .>>Stephen: I DO, CUZ I FEEL
LIKE, THE STRANGE THING ABOUT CHRIS PRATT RIGHT BEFORE HE CAME
OUT HERE. THIS WILL BE FUN, I KNOW CHRIS,
CHRIS AND I ARE FRIENDS, NO, I MET YOU LIKE THREE TIMES.>>OVER THE COURSE OF MANY YEARS
THOUGH.>>Stephen: BUT I FEEL LIKE
I’M YOUR FRIEND, AND I THINK THAT IS YOUR MAGIC AS A
PERFORMER, AS ANDY OR A STAR LORD, I KNOW THAT DUDE, I HUNG
OUT WITH THAT DUDE.>>THANK YOU, I WILL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.>>Stephen: IT IS A
COMPLIMENT, LIKE ARE YOU TOTALLY.>>AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT
YOU. AND YOU ARE RIGHT, WE HAVEN’T
SPENT TIME AT EACH OTHER’S HOMES. I DON’T HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE
NUMBER OR ANYTHING. MAYBE THAT COULD CHANGE.>>Stephen: YOU WANT THAT.>>I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD GET
STEPHEN’S NUMBER. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: SUPER EASY, SUPER
EASY TO MEMORIZE.>>DO I SHOW THE CAMERA?>>Stephen: WHAT?>>DON’T HOLD THAT UP. ONE AT A TIME.>>Stephen: BUT WE DID, WE DID
A– BEFORE WE DID THE STRANGERS OF CANDY MOVIE BACK IN 9 DAY. I REMEMBER THERE IS THIS YOUNG
KID WITH ALL THIS ENERGY AND YOU CAME BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF
SHOOTING, YOU WENT OUT TO CALIFORNIA AND YOU CAME BACK, I
MIGHT BE SUPERMAN, IT WAS A– THAT SUPERMAN, THAT ERA. AND I THOUGHT I COULD TOTALLY
SEE THAT GUY AS A SUPERHERO.>>CASTING DIRECT DISER NOT
AGREE.>>Stephen: BUT THEY WERE
WRONG, BUT NOW ARE YOU, THE ULTIMATE SUPERMAN. STAR LORD, YOU KNOW.>>IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU
KNOW, IT’S ALL DIVINELY PLANNED. SO IF IT’S NOT WORKING OUT IN
THE MOMENT, JUST HAVE FAITH THAT IT IT CAN, IT MIGHT WORK OUT IN
THE FUTURE AND THE NOS THAT YOU GET TODAY MIGHT MEAN AN EVEN
MORE POWERFUL YES IN THE FUTURE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?>>Stephen: I DO. I DO. I THINK, IF I’M– IF I’M HEARING
YOU CORRECTLY, YOU ARE SAYING THAT GOD WANTED THE GUARDIANS OF
THE GALAXY TO BE MADE. LET’S JUST LEAVE IT THERE.>>YEAH, I’M WITH IT. HE IS A BIG FAN.>>Stephen: YEAH, WELL,
EVERYBODY. THIS IS A HUGE MOVIE. AND NOT JUST LIKE UNITED STATES
HUGE, THIS IS LIKE CHINA HUGE AND LIKE BRAZIL HUGE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: AND JAPAN,
EVERYWHERE WE OWE MONEY, HUGE. SO WHAT IS IT LIKE FOR YOU TO GO
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD? DOES EVERYBODY KNOW YOU NOW AS
STAR LORD?>>WELL, YOU KNOW, I’M NOT SURE
I HAVE THE BEST GAUGE BECAUSE WHEN I GO TO PLACES, IT’S NOT AS
IF I’M GOING TO TRAVEL. I’M REALLY GOING TO PROMOTE A
MOVIE. I LIKE TO SAY I’M NOT
NECESSARILY TRAVELING SOME WHERE IT’S MORE I’M SHIPPED SOMEWHERE,
YOU KNOW. AND WHEN I ARRIVE, THE CITY
WE’RE ARRIVING KNOWS WE’RE COME SOG THERE WILL BE PEOPLE AT THE
AIRPORT DRESSED UP, LIKE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. I THINK I HAVE A SKEWED
PERFECT– PERSPECTIVE. IF I JUST WENT SOMEWHERE ON MY
OWN WHICH I REALLY HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO IN THE LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN SO BUSY. I DON’T THINK IT IT WOULD BE SO
HEIGHTENED. BUT I GET THEY ROLL OUT THE RED
CARPET WHEN YOU ARRIVE.>>Stephen: IT IS THE
UNBOXING.>>SHOW UP, AMAZON PRIME ON
TIME, TWO DAYS. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.>>Stephen: WELL, SO IT IT IS
YOU WILL KAD GUARDIANS OF THE GAL OOKSY VOLUME 2.>>VOLUME 2.>>Stephen: IT IT CALMED THE
SAME THING EVERYWHERE YOU GO OR IS IT LIKE STAR CLUSTER
CARETAKERS OR BRADLEY COOPER’S HIDDEN KA RON FACE– RACCOON
FACE WHAT IS IT CALLED?>>WE DO HAVE– THERE’S ONE
CALLED THE– I BELIEVE IT’S IN MANDARIN, IT’S CALLED LIKE THE
SILVER RIVER PROTECTION TEAM, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: I WOULD WATCH
THAT.>>I WOULD WATCH THAT.>>Stephen: SILVER
RIVER– BECAUSE THEY CALL THE MILKY WAY THE SIFERL RIVER.>>THAT MUST BE– IS THAT WHY?>>Stephen: I JUST MADE THAT
UP.>>IT IT MAKES SENSE.>>Stephen: I’LL ASK NEIL.>>NEIL WILL KNOW.>>Stephen: WILL TOTALLY KNOW. OR HE WILL MAKE IT IT UP.>>AND IN ANOTHER TERRITORY WE
WERE YOU WILL CAD THE UNUSUAL INTERGALACTIC FIGHTING FORCE. SOMEWHERE ELSE, I DON’T KNOW,
BUT ESSENTIALLY IT’S THE SAME THING.>>Stephen: HOW OLD IS YOUR
SON.>>FOUR AND A HALF.>>Stephen: WHAT IS HIS NAME.>>JACK.>>Stephen: IS HE IMPRESSED
THAT DAD IS STAR LORD? CUZ YOU HAVE ACTION FIGURES AND
YOU HAVE THE BIG SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER.>>NOT AT ALL.>>Stephen: DOES HE KNOW, YOU
HAVE TAKEN.>>HE KNOWS. HE DOESN’T CARE. IT’S WEIRD, OH, MAN, I WANT TO
BE THE COOL DAD. BUT HE JUST IS– HE I DON’T KNOW
IF HE IS ALOOF OR WHAT, I WILL SAY HEYS MAN– .>>Jon: WELL, FOUR AND A HALF
YEAR OLD, I’M SUPERALOOF.>>I SAY LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK,
BUDDY? DO YOU LIKE GUARDIANS OF THE
GALAXY.>>YEAH, DAD.>>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE
SUPERHERO?>>SPIDERMAN.>>HUH. YEAH, RIGHT, OF COURSE, EVERYONE
LOVES SPIDERMAN BUT IF WERE YOU TO SAY IRON.>>IRONMAN. HMMMM, OF COURSE. LET’S SAY NONAVENGERS.>>D.C.?>>SAY STAR LORD.>>YOU’RE NOT A SUPERHERO.>>Stephen: THAT’S GOOD,
BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM TO THIFER YOU AS YOUR DAD NOT AS A GUY ON
THE SCREEN.>>I GUESS SO, I GUESS SO, IT IT
SHOULD FEEL GOOD BUT IT IT HURTS. IT HURTS.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU’RE
HONEST. YOU’RE HONEST.>>NO.>>Stephen: YOUR SON IS SAYING
I LIKE THAT CHRIS PRATT, IT’S LIKE HE’S MY FRIEND.>>HE IS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, I
ALMOST FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU.>>Stephen: SO YOU AND YOUR
WHOLE FAMILY,ANA FERRIS YOUR LOVELY WIFE AND YOUR SON JACK. YOU GOT A STAR ON THE 408EEWOOD
WALK OF FAME, CONGRATULATIONS.>>THANK YOU. YEAH. LOOK AT THAT.>>Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT
FEEL LIKE?>>IN THAT MOMENT RIGHT THERE,
IT FEELS REALLY NICE, BEING ABLE TO SHARE IT IT, A MOMENT LIKE
THAT WITH– I FEEL LIKE IF NONE OF MY FAMILY WAS THERE, I
WOULDN’T REALLY FEEL ANYTHING. BECAUSE I THINK THAT’S THE
NATURE OF THIS– THIS KIND OF TIDAL WAVE THAT HAS HIT MY LIFE
IN THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF OR SO. OR LIKE A HURRICANE OR
SOMETHING. YOU JUST HUNKER DOWN AND THERE’S
A LITTLE BIT OF CALM IN THE MIDDLE. AND EVERYTHING IS GOING WILD
AROUND YOU. AND ARE YOU LIKE, IT DOESN’T
EVEN FEEL THAT WINDY AND YOU SEE A SIGN FLY BY, I THINK WE’RE
GOING TO BE OKAY. AND YOU SEE A COW FLY BY, YOU
KNOW. AND IT’S IN THOSE MOMENTS WHERE
YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, WHERE YOU ACTUALLY STOP
FOR A SECOND AND ENJOY THE MOMENT, BECAUSE THEY’RE HAVING A
MOMENT AS WELL, YOU KNOW, WITH YOU. YOU SHARE THE MOMENT SO YOU KIND
OF BECOME PRESENT IN THE MOMENT AND THAT’S REALLY NICE. AND THAT STAR IS TWO BLOCKS FROM
AN APARTMENT I LIVED IN, ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO, A REALLY, REALLY
PRETTY DUMPY APARTMENT. AND THAT AREA HAS CHANGED A
WHOLE LOT SINCE I MOVED OUT OF THERE. IT HAS REALLY BECOME MUCH NICER
AND STUFF. I USED TO WALK RIGHT OVER THAT
SIDEWALK.>>Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU
NEAR, ANYBODY GOOD?>>I’M NEAR KELLY RIPA.>>Stephen: THAT’S GOOD.>>THAT’S PRETTY COOL. SO WHEN PEOPLE COME TO SEE KELLY
RIPA THEY WILL WALK RIGHT OVER ME.>>Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO IN A
MINUTE. BUT BEFORE WE GO, THE MOVIE HAS
GOT AN AMAZING SOUNDTRACK JUST LIKE THE FIRST TIME, LIKE VOLUME
ONE. MAKING A MIX TAPE FOR SOMEONE IS
REALLY INTIMATE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: DO YOU MAKE MIX
TAPES FOR YOUR WIFE ANNA?>>YOU KNOW, I DID ONCE. I DID ONCE, I DID ONE FOR MY
BROTHER FIRST. AND IT WAS AN ’80S MIX, SONGS,
CALLED I GUESS HAD TO BE THERE, MIX, SONGS THAT JUST WORKED. I KNEW THEY WOULD CREATE THE
SAME MEMORIES, CONJURE THE SAME MEMORIES, IT WOULD BE
SENTIMENTAL FOR HIM, I GAVE IT IT TO HIM. HE CALLED ME, BRO, I’M CRYING. AND I’M LIKE I’M THE MIX TAPE
GUY. I AM GOING TO DO ONE FOR ANNA. AND I MADE ONE FOR HER AND I
PLAYED IT AND I WAS THINKING IN MY HEAD, LIKE, THIS IS GOING TO
BE OUR LOVER-MAKING MIX, YOU KNOW. AND THE FIRST SONG I PUT WAS– .>>Stephen: GOOD TIP.>>WELL, I THOUGHT– I DECIDED
TO PUT AL GREEN.>>Stephen: SURE, LET’S STAY
TOGETHER.>>AND YOU KNOW, I THINK
IT’S– YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, GIRL– I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. ♪ AND. I WISH, I WISH SHE REACTED THAT
WAY. SHE WAS KIND OF LOOKING AT ME
AND I COULD TELL RIGHT A WHAT, BIG MISS, BIG MISS. IT’S A LONG SONG. AND I WAS LIKE– WHATEVER YOU.>>WHO ARE YOU? YOU DON’T LISTEN AL GREEN, WHAT
ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL. SHE IS LIKE WE’RE ALREADY
MARRIED, IT’S COOL. I’M GOING TO GIVE IT IT UP. AND
THAT WAS THE FIRST SONG AND ONLY SONG WE GOT THREW AND I THREW IT
AWAY. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED, IT WAS
CRUSHING– .>>Stephen: WAS THE SONG IT
LONG, WERE YOU SAYING.>>FOR ME IT IT IS THE WRONG
HUMPING TEMPO.>>Stephen: WRONG WHAT?>>THE WRONG HUMPING TEMPO.>>Stephen: WHAT DO YOU LIKE,
WHAT DO YOU LIKE.>>I NEED SOME EDM, NO, JUST
KIDDING.>>Stephen: GOOD GALLUP OVER
THERE. Z WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, VOLUME 2 OPENS FRIDAY, CHRIS PRATT,
EVERYBODY. WE’LL RIGHT BACK WITH NEIL
DEGRASSE TYSON.
THANKS, MAN.

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