Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke


(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ YOU WANT TO LIGHT UP THE DARK ♪
♪ SUCH A HEAVENLY VIEW ♪ ♪ AND YET I THINK I SEE YOU ♪
(LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>TRYING TO GET TO THE SUPER
BOWL.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU’RE PLAYING IN THE SUPER
BOWL.>>I KNOW AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE
THERE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. ANYWAY I COULD GET A LITTLE RIDE
FROM YOU?>>James: TO SAN FRANCISCO? PLEASE, MAN. I’M DESPERATE. LET ME JUST GET IN AND WE’LL
FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY. THAT’S SO KIND.>>James: IT FEELS LIKE —
IT’S NOT A VERY FAR TOUR.>>James: ARE YOU SURE? YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>James: GREAT, I WAS LOOKING
FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.>>THE CAR —
>>James: THE CAR, YEAH. I COULD HAVE ONE OF THESE.>>James: YEAH, THIS IS FINE. THIS IS COOL.>>IT’S GREAT. NICE TO HANG OUT.>>James: EXACTLY. SHALL WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC
AND SEE WHAT’S ON THE RADIO?>>I THINK THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT’S
NEEDED. ♪
♪ ♪
(SINGING WITH THE RADIO) ♪ WE ARE DIAMOND AND I FEEL MY
HEART BEATING ♪ ♪ I FEEL MY HEART BENEATH MY
SKIN ♪ ♪ I FEEL MY HEART BEATING ♪
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL…♪ LIKE I’M IN LOVE AGAIN ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>THE SUPER BOWL, WE WHERE FROM
WE’RE FROM CALL IT AMERICAN FOOTBALL.>>WE DO. HEREAS FROM HERE IT’S JUST
FOOTBALL. DO YOU KNOW THE RULES OF THE
AMERICAN FOOTBALL?>>YES. YOU HAVE NINE TEAMS AND TWO
BALLS — (LAUGHTER)
NO, SO THE PITCHER GETS — HE HAS TO GET FROM —
>>James: ALREADY A BAD START. HE HAS TO TEE OFF, AND THEN
IT LANDS WHEREVER IT MIGHT LAND AND THEN IT’S 15-LOVE.>>James: AND IF IT GETS IN
THE BASKET.>>IF IT GETS IN THE BASKET,
IT’S NINE POINTS FOR THE OTHER TEAM.>>James: YEAH. AND AT THE END THEY HAND OUT
BOWLS AND SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY SUPER.>>James: YEAH. HOPEFULLY, THEY’LL GIVE US
ONE AFTER THIS THING. I THINK THEY JUST GIVE OUT SUPER
BOWL’S WILLY-NILLY, RIGHT? ♪ LOOK HOW THE STARS ♪
♪ LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO ♪
♪ AND THEY WERE ALL YELLOW ♪ ♪ I TRUE ALIGN FOR YOU ♪
♪ OH, WHAT A THING TO DO ♪ ♪ MY LOVE ♪
♪ AND IT WAS CALLED YELLOW ♪ ♪ AND YOUR SKIN — ♪
♪ OH, YEAH YOUR SKIN AND BONES ♪ ♪ TURN INTO SOMETHING
BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW ♪
♪ I BLEED MYSELF DRY ♪ ♪ FOR YOU ♪
♪ I’D BLEED MYSELF DRY ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ARE YOU GOING TO WITH BE SAYING
ANYTHING? BECAUSE YOU DO MID-SONG TALKING.>>NO, I DON’T.>>James: MID SONG, YOU DO. REALLY.>>James: YEAH! IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?>>THAT’S STOLEN FROM BRUCE. HE WOULD BE LIKE, I GOTTA ASK
ONE THING OF YOU GUYS! IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT
THERE! AND PEOPLE GO, YEAH!>>James: YOU’RE GREAT AT
IMPRESSIONS. YOU DO A GREAT MICK JAGGER.>>I LOVE GOING TO SEE THE
ROLLING STONES.>>James: SAY THAT AS MICK
JAGGER (TALKING LIKE MICK JAGGER)
>>I THINK MY FAVORITE BAND TO SEE IS THE STONES. I LOVE GOING TO SEE THEM
ANYWHERE. ONLY ONE SECRET, YOU HAVE TO GO
FROM HIGH TO LOW. A BIG OLD TIDAL WAVE IS COMING
DOWN SLOW AT THE END! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FURTHER IT IS THE GO? (RATTLING MAP)
>>WE HAVE ABOUT 400 MORE MILES.>>James: WOW, OKAY. I’M HAVING A BLAST. I HAVE TO DRIVE BACK ON MY OWN. I LOVE THE STORIES. SNACKS, GREAT. AMERICAN ROLLOS ARE GREAT.>>James: YES, ONE SNICKERS. DO YOU NEED ANY ANTI-FREEZE?>>James: LOOK AS THAT,
SAN FRANCISCO HATS.>>LET’S GET ONE.>>James: OKAY. COME ON, YOU’VE GOT THIS!>>OKAY.>>James: YOU DON’T LOOK THIS
HEAVY, ACTUALLY. ♪ WINGS ON ME ♪
♪ WINGS ON ME ♪ ♪ SO HEAVY ♪
♪ HAVE A SYMPHONY ♪ ♪ OH I ♪
♪ I’M SO HIGH ♪ ♪ SO HIGH ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪ ♪ BEING DRUNK ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪ ♪ SO HIGH ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪>>James: WHO DO YOU LOOK UP
TO IN THE WORLD OF MUSIC?>>BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.>>James: YEP. I LOOK UP TO YOU, TOO.>>James: YEP. BRUNO.>>James: OH, INCREDIBLE. NO ONE WILL EVER COME CLOSE TO
DOING WHAT HE DID AT THAT SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW. VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO
MATCH THAT.>>DROP ME OFF HERE. (LAUGHTER)
(SINGING) ♪ WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO BE
KING ♪ ♪ BELLS ARE RINGING ♪
>>James: WHAT IS IT? A FEW CHERISHED — IS IT NOT?>>FINE, MAN.>>James: WHAT IS IT! A FEW CHERISHED —
>>James: LITTLE BELLS ARE RINGING?>>YEAH, LET’S GO WITH THAT.>James: DOESN’ I HEAR JERUSALEM
BELLS ARE RINGING?>>THAT’S WHAT I SAY. ♪ I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS ARE
RINGING ♪ ♪ ROMAN CHAPEL CHOIRS ARE
SINGING ♪ ♪ A MIRROR IN MY SOUL ♪
♪ MISSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD ♪
♪ FOR SOME REASON I CAN’T EXPLAIN ♪
♪ I KNOW ST. PETER WILL CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ THAT’S WHEN I RULED THE WORLD ♪
>>YOU BROUGHT A KEYBOARD. ES, TO THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY
THIS KEYBOARD AT THE SUPER BOWL?>>YEAH, TO SAY WHO’S WINNING. ♪ HALF TIME ♪
♪ ONE TEAM’S AHEAD ♪ ♪ .>>James: THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE
GOING TO SAY? ♪ STILL HALF OF THE GAME TO GO ♪
>>James: OH, THIS IS HUGE. I LOVE THAT.>>I HAVEN’T SHOWED IT TO THE
N.F.L. YET. DO THE TEMPO. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR —
♪ I, I WISH I COULD SWIM ♪ ♪ IF I COULD SWIM ♪
♪ NOTHING WOULD DRIVE US AWAY ♪ ♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪
♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪ ♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪
♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪ ♪
♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪ ♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪
♪ .>>James: OH, GREAT SONG. THANKS. WERE YOU ALWAYS CALLED COLDPLAY?>>I WAS CALLED STAR FISH FOR
ONE CONCERT.>>James: FOR MANY REASONS, IT
PROBABLY SHOULDN’T WORK, BUT IT DOES.>>THANKS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A COOL NAME IS?>>James: WHAT. ADEL. THE ONE WORD. TAYLOR. I THINK IF YOU SAY “THE COLD” NO
ONE’S THINKING COLDPLAY YET SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE A WAY TO GO.>>James: WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, I THINK IF YOU ARE HOPING THAT THE WORD “COLD” WILL
ONLY BECOME ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR BAND AND NOT TEMPERATURE OR MILD
SICKNESS, YOU’RE IN FOR A SHOCK. ♪
>>OKAY, REALLY? WELL, WE’VE GOT TO TRY HARDER. ♪ OH, MORNING COME BURSTING ♪
♪ THE CLOUDS IN ♪ ♪ LIFT OFF THIS BLINDFOLD, LET
ME SEE AGAIN ♪ ♪ AND BRING BACK THE WATER THAT
YOUR SHIPS ROLLED IN ♪ ♪ AND MY HEART, SHE LEFT A
HOLE ♪ ♪ IF WE COULD FLOAT AWAY AND FLY
OUT TO THE SURFACE ♪ ♪ AND JUST START AGAIN ♪
♪ AND LIFT OFF FOR TRAVEL ♪ ♪ JUST ERODES US IN THE RAIN ♪
♪ JUST ROSES IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ SAYING SLOW, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ ♪ IT DOWN ♪
♪ OH, SLOW, OH OH,, OH, OH ♪ ♪ OH, OH, OH IT DOWN ♪
♪ CHAOS IS THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ IT’S US AGAINST THE WORLD ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: SUCH A GOOD SONG! SO MUCH FUN!>>WE’VE GOT TO STOP. COME ON.>>James: YES, LEMONADE. HERE WE GO.>>HI, GUYS. CAN WE GET TWO CUPS.>>James: THANK YOU. HOW’S BUSINESS. GOING WELL. WHAT ARE YOU RAISING MONEY
FOR?>>SELF PRESERVATION. KEEP IT. THANK YOU!>>James: OH, YEAH! OH, MY GOD.>>James: IT’S JUST SUGAR. I WANT TO PUNCH AN ELEPHANT! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: THAT’S THE SWEETEST AND MOST INSULIN SUGAR RUSH I’VE
EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. LOOK AT YOU!>>I’M BACK, RANDALL! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: CHRIS AND JAMES ON A ROAD TRIP, SAN FRANCISCO, HERE
WE GO, SUPER BOWL COMING UP! WE’RE ROLLING UP, OH! WE’RE GOING UP, OH! ♪
(SINGING) ♪ PARADISE ♪
♪ PARA…♪ PARADISE ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪>>James: OH, MAN… YOU OKAY?>>James: I’M FEELING A BIT —
DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?>>James: I THINK WE MIGHT
HAVE TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT.>>OKAY. (COMMODE FLUSHING)
>>James: FEELS GOOD TO BE OFF THE ROAD, DOESN’T IT?>>EMPTY? THERE IS A COUPLE OF WINE
TRAILS.>>James: OH, THAT WOULD BE
NICE. YOU’VE CHOSEN THE BAKER BED.>>REALLY.>>James: YES. I THINK WE’LL BOTH SLEEP BETTER.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: YES, OKAY, GREAT. OKAY. (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S GOOD. OH! MMM… THIS IS NICE. (LAUGHTER)
♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON’T SUCCEED ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪
>>James: THAT’S INCREDIBLE. AMAZING.>>HUNDRED PERCENT. WHERE’S THE CAR, JAMES?>>James: OH, NO. IT’S A JOKE.>>James: NO, IT’S NOT. I THINK OUR CAR’S BEEN STOLEN.>>DUDE, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE AT
THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: FORGET THAT. I HAVE A 12:37 A.M. SHOW I’VE
GOT TO GET BACK FOR. SO LET’S GET OUR PRIORITIES
STRAIGHT, SHALL WE? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? NO WAY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

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