-Hi, guys. Remember how I
told you there was going
to be a surprise later? Well, the surprise is you are
not actually at a dinner party. You’re at our wedding. -[ Laughs ] [ Applause ] -Alright, uh, let’s do this. [ “April Come She Will” plays ] ♪♪ -♪ April ♪ ♪ Come she will ♪ ♪ When streams are ripe
and swelled with rain ♪ -Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer
and April Roberta Ludgate. -I guess I kind of
hate most things, but I never really
seemed to hate you. So I want to spend the rest
of my life with you. Is that cool? -Yes. Is it my turn?
-Yes. -April, you are
the most awesome person I have ever known
in my entire life. I vow to protect you
from danger. I don’t care if I have to fight
an ultimate fighter or a bear or him, your mom. I would take them down.
-Andy. -I’m getting mad right now
even thinking about it. I’m telling you.
-It’s okay. -I want to spend the rest of
my life, every minute, with you. And I’m the luckiest man
in the galaxy. -And now the rings. -♪ Autumn winds blow
chilly and cold ♪ -By the power vested in me
by the state of Indiana, I now pronounce you
husband and wife. -♪ A love once new
has now grown old ♪ -Go fly away.
-Wings of love. Okay, alright. So that one is dead.
We know that.