Well, the votes are in, and your Pawnee High
prom king and queen are… Lucy Taylor
and Andy Dwyer. -What?
-I broke the box, and I threw away all the votes
and I voted for you 1,000 times. Why don’t you get on up there,
King Dwyer? -Not without my queen. Hi, Pawnee High. As your prom king,
I am your ruler. [ Laughter ] Silence! My first decree of power is to
declare that the prom quee shall be my wife,
April Ludgate, who is the best thing
that’s ever happened to me who came to prom
even though she hates it. Give me this.
Always next year. -No, there isn’t.
I’m a senior. -This is your wife?
How old are you? -He’s 33, and I’m 47/immortal.
-Get out. -High school forever! ♪♪♪♪ You’re having fun now. -I rigged and election
and got kicked out of prom I can get on board