Airsoft vs Reality 5 – Winter Edition

Airsoft vs Reality 5 – Winter Edition


Hi there! It’s like a bloody ice-box out there. Fortunately, this pub is not far from the respawn. Ohhhhh… You are also here? Yeah… Your team seems to lose control. (Laughing) Bullshit! You are lucky that our guns are jammed in such coldness. Ahhh, so are ours. Who did get you? Nobody. I let them hit me. I was freezing. And you? I shot myself. Really? So I could warm up at the respawn. Good tactics. Uh So, uh. Shall we drink? I never drink with the enemy. But we are at the respawn. All right. Respawn is respawn. Cheers! Have a cheers! Ah! Hey! Look what’s on TV! WoW! Airsoft vs Reality 5 (gun shots laughter wind blowing) (“Scheming Weasel” – Kevin Macleod begins to play) Knife kill! *Screaming OH , NO NO NO NO! *Screaming NO! (Screaming) (Grunting) Knife kill! Get out! Agh! I got you! Agh. You are hit! You are hit! (Laughing) The hell? No, you are! (Inaudible) Agh! (Screaming) (Gunshot) (Gunfire) (Gunshot) Agh! Aggggghhhh! (Scattered Gunfire) (Gunshot) (Gunshot) Aggghhh! (Gunshot) Aggghhh! Aggghhhh! (Multiple Gunshots) (Multiple Gunshots) (Gunshot) (Inaudible Yelling) (Gunshot) (Foreign Yelling) Aggghhh! (Gunshots) (Gunfire) (Screaming) (Gunshot) (Gunshot) (Gunfire) (Gunfire) (Gunfire) Burn in hell! (Gunshot) But we are stuck here, in the cold. (Heavy Breathing) Shit! Shit! (BB Impact) Completely wet! I have snow in my boots! Hey, Ed! Don’t shoot! I’m off, don’t you see? I’m completely wet. Sorry guys, I have to go. I have snow I have snow in my boots. I can’t play any more. I’m completely wet. It’s nonsense. That’s impossible. Ugh, ah Shit! Shit! I have to change my socks. Agh, it sucks! I’m freezing. That’s cold. Cold! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhh Lovely heating. Ah! Dry socks. Warm socks. My precious socks. Ahhhhhh, yes! Well, that’s better. Let’s go! Agh! Uh. Aggghh (Distant Explosions) Private! Get some cover, come on! Stay down! Get your weapon private! Watch your god damn sector! Agh… Did you hear that? Stay here. Agh… Aggghhh… Agh… Agh I thought I would make it. Agh Come on Agghh Agh! Agh Shit! Agh! You’ll be all right. Agh, agghh. Ha ha. Agh! Shit! C’mon get in! Agh! You ok? Nothing special. Just the leg. It hurts little. Let me see. Nah… Ahhh, there is nothing to see. Stop it! Show me the damn leg! Agh… Have a look! But don’t touch it ok? Don’t touch it! Agh… Aggghhh… Easy, easy. Agghh… Ahhh… Jesus… Is it bad? Medic! Medic’s dead. Medication? Check the box! None left. Agh… Lovely, isn’t it? Thanks, buddy. I would die for a pair of dry socks. Don’t worry. Your wish may come true. I’m running low. Give me that. Ah! Good hunt. Hey! I’m hungry. Heh heh heh heh… No, mom. I’m fine. No, it’s not that cold. Yes yes, I will come. Bye! Sorry guys. What’s happened? I have to go to my mom’s for a lunch. Enjoy! Bye! Lucky bastard. (Laughing) Who is it from? Mother. I promised to be at home for Christmas. Not this Christmas. (Credits Begin) (Credits End) (Coughing) I have to go. My respawn is over. Oh! Me too. Ok! See you through the front sights. Ohh, of course! But we are friends so far? Sure. Until we leave the respawn. You first. No, you first. Right, me first… …but you first. Ok, take it easy. Take it easy… Watch your finger. Ladies first. Just watch your trigger discipline. Just leave the- Easy, easy… respawn… Easy, easy… Take it- Ha ha ha ha! What a bad luck! Back in the respawn. We haven’t played for long. Yeah… No problem. Two rums and some tea. So cold outside. So, where were we? Let’s drink! Oh, there’s my drink! Cheers!

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